Am I popular or WHAT?!

Sooo...ok. Let me get this straight. I am so popular, that no one wants to go to N's blog anymore? And..some even wants me to update every day now? Say, that Diah girl? She's got so much time in her hands, I think! And that new layout on N's blog? She did that! Miss D, I have an idea on how you should be spending your time..like, I don't know...off the top of my head...maybe change my layout? Heh Heh

She should be pitying me and my not-as-cute-as-i-am layout right? Hmmm...think about it Ms D.

Ok, let's move on to the cute me. I got sick this morning. I vomitted and I tell ya, kitties..it was terrible. But I kinda figured out why that happened though. See, N put on some cream on my fur yesterday before she went to bed. Then I got irritated with the stickyness and licked myself clean. Whatever it was she put on me, it sure sucked! It smelt like human's shit or something. I puked it all out this morning and felt much better after. She better not put that on me again or else I'll puke it all out on her and then she'll get a taste of human shit! Urgh.

Speaking of which, N haven't been updating much I notice. Hah! Intimidated or something N? Hey Hey, I'm just a cat okay..don't be jealous of me just because I'm cute and all. (but of course u shld be N!)

Kitties/humans, before I end off today's entry, I'd like to thank everyone/kitty again for leaving those comments on my page. I love reading em. I love the praises. (well, who doesn't?) and ya..go ahead and link me up. I don't mind the exposure. I'm confident magazines will start looking for me soon and I'll have to start managing my time properly. It's tough when you need to eat and sleep almost all day long and still need to make time for interviews and photoshoots.

I need a mani/pedicure. N screams at me everytime I give her a massage in the morning. Her pitchy voice irritates the shit out of me.

Goodnight kitties. Sweet kitty dreams.

Not Fat.

It's official.

I am not fat. I am very healthy.

I heard it from the vet's mouth myself! The reason why I am big is because my fur is waaaaay too thick! Heh heh. So no need to worry already. And I can go back to eating 17 times a day, excluding cat treats and sweets. HMmmmMM!!! I love my life!!

Oh by the way, N brought me along for her shoots today. I wonder why everyone kept asking why I am so fat, what I ate, am I grumpy (cos I looked grumpy they said), am I noisy...and blah blah blah...

Don't get the wrong impression of me, good human beings, I am not grumpy or fierce. Timid is what I am. Don't judge a good cat treat from the packaging. I might look grumpy and fierce, but trust me, I am just another (overgrown) kitten whose mouth is too close to the nose. Therefore, the grumpy/fierce look. Don't be scared to touch me, cos I love to be touched. Eik... I sound pervertish. Well, you get the drift.

Oh remember the laser pointer I was telling you about the other day kitties? Well it's gone. Gone-d. It's spolit/not working anymore. Gone-ded.

I saw N knocking it against the wall, trying to get it to work again, but it didn't. That happened in the middle of me running around like crazy. I was panting and at the same time trying to find that irritating red light and next thing I heard was N cursing the, I quote, "murah nak mampos, tu sebab tak guna!" laser pointer.

I then eavesdrop on her talking to her B. And I found out that the laser pointer costs $1.50 only! So cheap one..she very cheapo one..so malu-ing..

But knowing N, she'd splurge as much money as she needs to as long as it makes me happy. Meow meow meow *evil laughter*

Yesterday, she came home with a better laser pointer and was very eager to show it to me. The red light is even more irritating than the first one. I love it!

I got N to take a video of me playing with it, but I'll probably upload it for u kitties next time.

I've had a long day today. Excuse me while I sleep for 15 hours or 2.

Too Cute For Hollywood.

Can someone(cat) please tell me I look damn goooood in the picture?

Can’t say the same for N though. She looks like she just got out of bed or something. Look at those eyebags! Ah, whatever…All I noe is, she spoils my very first article!

Anyway, thanks everyhuman for leaving comments on my comments page. I might not have time to reply to all, but I definitely read it!

:)

And ya, Garfield, thanks for dropping by my blog. As much as I'd like to join you in Hollywood, I'd rather not. Cos u noe, I can't stand paparazzi. With me being this cute, I bet they’d want to take pictures of me aaaall the time,. Heh

I wouldn’t want anyone snapping away when I’m in my litter box, getting ready to do some big business. That won’t look good in the magazines. Na-ah. Furthermore, I’m never good with autographs. I mean, obviously, you’ll need lotsa ink for this huge paw of mine! Tsk…tsk…not easy…not easy… *shakes head*

Oh before I forget, N bought for me another new toy. I am not happy with that new toy. It's called the 'laser pointer' or some sort. I don't understand how that worked, but it gets me running around like a mad dog..(err..mad cat?). I ran around trying to catch that red light, but for some reasons, I can't grab it with my fat paw! It's killing me softly. WAIT! Isn't that a song from the Fugees? Oh yeah...I DO know some songs. I am a smart cat remember? Heh

Alrighty kitties, I gotta go find some nice blog skins for this blog of mine. It's kinda lame doncha think? N needs to use the laptop anyway. I think I am updating more often than she is. That Lazy N.

Am I growing too fast?

I notice N (Nurul, my owner)'s been reading some books on Cats and I have a feeling that's the reason why she stop feeding me 17 times a day! I hate them writers! Do they have something against me or something? URGH!

You know what I think? I think they have very skinny cats at home & they want allll the other cats in the world to be as skinny as their cat! Hah! Confirm. It's all about jealousy!

But then again, let me tell u a lil secret. Promise you won't tell N ok?

Recently, N's been going thru some of my old pictures (not that old la, maybe bout 4 mths back or so) and seriously, I do grow very fast! I was so small when I was first brought home! I was so so small, I can eat myself for snack! (of cos, I'd need at least 10 of tiny me(s) before I'd be full!)

I am getting a little bit worried, just a little teeny weeny bit.

Why don't you cats be the judge? Just compare these pictures below ok?

Check out how N carried me when I was smaller!! And she looked happier too!! And then compare that picture to the other one! She was sitting down, leaning her back to the sofa! Am I THAT heavy?? URGH!!

Aaaahhh...see that? I used to be able to fit on human's lap...now? Urgh, I can't even balance myself when walking! *cries* MEEOOOOOWW!!!

This is definitely the saddest picture....I had CHEEKBONES kitties!!!!!

Now? My whole head is too heavy for me to handle!

*cries* Meeeowwww!!!

You know what kitties? I think I'd better go run around the house for a bit. N bought me some new toys and cat nip. She wants me to run like mad to lose some of my weight.

I wish they have "human nip" or something. I'd be happy to see her running around like mad too.

Gotta go guys! N's going out for satay with her friend. Dat Diah girl. Sheeesh...

My 1st Entry

Test...test...Wow...i didn't know it is this easy to use Blogspot.
Well, here goes...FIrst, let me introduce myself.
My name is Boolit, I am a cat. Well, a kitten to be exact. Hey, I might be big and fat, but yes yes I am STILL a kitten. Guess i'm just a healthy one huh? What? You jealous or something? Hmmph...

Anyways, my owner is Nurul and she's at fallagain.pitas.com

You can go there if you wanna read about her life, but hey, if i were you (and if u are a cat too) I'd stay here and look at my cute lil flat face. I think I'm cute...doncha think?

Ok, whatever...I told u i can be sooo random and out of point. hey, I'm a cat for god's sake. SHUT UP.

Ya, I know I can be rude at times. But who cares? I'm a cat. And everyone seems to like me no matter what I do. They love stroking my body. Not that I don't like that, I do. But it disgusts me when they start smelling me. Euuuuww!! Puh-lease!! Get off me!! If only I can talk.

So by the way, have you heard bout that babe that my owners getting soon? Oh MAN! She's hot as hell! As much as i'd like to jump on her the minute she walk thru that door, I've been told by Nurul that I am to lay off till maybe in 4-5mths time. Like, wadda hell?! Aaargh...fed up man...

Hey I didn't know I love writing this much. I think this is enough for now, I have to catch up on my sleep. I've been awake for more than half an hour. Need to rest.