Am I growing too fast?

I notice N (Nurul, my owner)'s been reading some books on Cats and I have a feeling that's the reason why she stop feeding me 17 times a day! I hate them writers! Do they have something against me or something? URGH!

You know what I think? I think they have very skinny cats at home & they want allll the other cats in the world to be as skinny as their cat! Hah! Confirm. It's all about jealousy!

But then again, let me tell u a lil secret. Promise you won't tell N ok?

Recently, N's been going thru some of my old pictures (not that old la, maybe bout 4 mths back or so) and seriously, I do grow very fast! I was so small when I was first brought home! I was so so small, I can eat myself for snack! (of cos, I'd need at least 10 of tiny me(s) before I'd be full!)

I am getting a little bit worried, just a little teeny weeny bit.

Why don't you cats be the judge? Just compare these pictures below ok?

Check out how N carried me when I was smaller!! And she looked happier too!! And then compare that picture to the other one! She was sitting down, leaning her back to the sofa! Am I THAT heavy?? URGH!!

Aaaahhh...see that? I used to be able to fit on human's lap...now? Urgh, I can't even balance myself when walking! *cries* MEEOOOOOWW!!!

This is definitely the saddest picture....I had CHEEKBONES kitties!!!!!

Now? My whole head is too heavy for me to handle!

*cries* Meeeowwww!!!

You know what kitties? I think I'd better go run around the house for a bit. N bought me some new toys and cat nip. She wants me to run like mad to lose some of my weight.

I wish they have "human nip" or something. I'd be happy to see her running around like mad too.

Gotta go guys! N's going out for satay with her friend. Dat Diah girl. Sheeesh...