I AM GAY

*sings* "I'm on, top of the world looking, down on the people who are hungry while fasting during ramaaaaaadhan...."

HOHOHO.

Ok, let's get on to some serious stuff.

Have you heard the bad news??? Do you know that N wanted me to marry a MALE?!

Ok, let me explain.

You see, SHE is not a SHE!!

That's right! She is a HE. She's a MALE. Hmph! So much for 'hot chicaS'!!

And....

...thankfully, SHE is really a pure SHE. SHE is a female...PHEW! So that's A hot chica. Just one.

How could N right?! She really thinks that I'm gay. I'm HURT with a capital H.

Well, she probably didn't know it at first la...and initially, she only wanted the orange one, but now that SHE is actually a HE, she's gonna make the other one my wife. And she's still keeping the orange one, cos according to her, she's already fallen in love with HIM. Understand or not?

Puuuuiiiiiiikkkkkk!!!