I AM GAY

*sings* "I'm on, top of the world looking, down on the people who are hungry while fasting during ramaaaaaadhan...."

HOHOHO.

Ok, let's get on to some serious stuff.

Have you heard the bad news??? Do you know that N wanted me to marry a MALE?!

Ok, let me explain.

You see, SHE is not a SHE!!

That's right! She is a HE. She's a MALE. Hmph! So much for 'hot chicaS'!!

And....

...thankfully, SHE is really a pure SHE. SHE is a female...PHEW! So that's A hot chica. Just one.

How could N right?! She really thinks that I'm gay. I'm HURT with a capital H.

Well, she probably didn't know it at first la...and initially, she only wanted the orange one, but now that SHE is actually a HE, she's gonna make the other one my wife. And she's still keeping the orange one, cos according to her, she's already fallen in love with HIM. Understand or not?

Puuuuiiiiiiikkkkkk!!!

HoOOOoOOot CHiCaS!!!

N went to visit them today.

I *think* I am jealous cos she can't stop talking about them and showing off their pictures to everyone. She even sent an MMS to Ms D. *rolls eyes*

Ya, ya...they're cute (and HOT!) and all...I agree. I just don't wanna have to share N with them you see. At the moment, I'm getting all her attention. Just a few meows and she'll come running to me, checking if I'm alright.

When the 2 hot chicas join us, what will happen? Will she confuse our meows and take a longer time before she'll attend to me? :( I really hope not...

One thing I know for sure is that, N is good at 'buying me' with all the toys she bought me. I bet she was feeling all guilty, that's why she's decided to buy me these...

Yeah!!! I love em! I even have a new collar bell that's so comfy!

Bathing PICS!

Sorry lar, I can't seem to upload these pics to my previous entry!

Gooodnight All!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Remember eh, N didn't bathe yet in pic number 5, so I'm cleaner than her.)

I'm as healthy as a cat.

WoooHooo!!!! I am oh-so baaaaaaack!! As healthy as ever.
Running after everyone's legs yet again! I gained back the weight that I lost when I was sick, I am eating more than I normally would. And I am smarter than I was before (and cuter too, without a doubt).

Thank you for all the well wishes and the prayers. I wish there's something I can do in return. Like maybe massage you guys in the morning? Or let you clean me up after some serious poo-ing? Betcha don't want that ya? Hmmm...But the stinking smell is good for your health though. It helps to clean up your nose that's (already) full of shit. Yeah, yeah whatever.

Anyway, I had a rolling good time the other day when N bathed me! She scrubbed me reeeeeeeaaal gooooooood!! Man, I almost fell asleep in the toilet. See, I love taking showers. It helps me relax. And I am proud to say that I am definitely the most well behaved cat in the world. But of course! I stayed at the same position throughout the whole process!

What process you ask? Oh, don't you know that I need at least 3 different types of shampoo for my oh-so lovely fur?

Ok, first, N will wet my fur and then she'll apply the shampoo (it smells great, I tell ya. Something like 'Satsuma' from Bodyshop! Haha) and then she'll scrub me real nice!

After about 10 mins or so, she'll rinse the shampoo of my fur, and then apply the conditioner. I don't really like the conditioner, cos when she puts that on my fur, i can't satnd properly. The floor gets really slippery and I slipped so many times. But because it smells so good, I just stood there, enjoying myself.

Lastly, after rinsing away the conditioner thoroughly, its time to put on some moisturizer on my fur! Yes, yes. MOISTURIZER! That's what makes my fur so soft and shiny you see?

But after every shower, I try not to look at myself in the mirror. Cos I look kinda hideous. My body looks so small, and my head, BIG! I dun look like a normal cat at all. Wanna see?

(stooopid blogger giving me problems with uploading the picture.pls give me time. I'm just a cat.Dun expect too much from me!)

Scary right? What? Not me! N la. For your info, she herself haven't showered that day and it was like 3 in the afternoon already hokay! haha.

N, pls learn to be more like me. Hmph.

Ok la kitties. I better go find a nice spot to ZzzZZzZZzzzZZ. It's gonna be a cold cold night...

WAH! SHIOOOOOOKKKK!!!!!

I'm Sorry...

I love you N, but I hope you understand how much I am suffering right now..I am sorry I refused to swallow those eekie stuff you tried to give me. I am sorry I vomitted and you had to clean up on me several times...I am really sorry...

Kitties, I am sick. I've been vomitting and my poo is watery since the past 4 days. Last night, N found a blood clot when she cleaned me up. I think she got really worried, she almost cried. So just now afternoon, she brought me to the vet, looking all un-glam with her specs and no make up. That was very unlike her, I tell ya...She looked, errr...not herself.

I hate having to tell you what happened at the vet, but for the benefit of other kitties, I shall be a male about it. Hee hee...

After registration and some small talks I had with the doggies there, (OH! They were very friendly. People say, Cats and Dogs always fight? Well, those are just myths!) N brought me into THE room. I'll never forget what happened in that room.

There was a lady and a man. At first, they were really nice to me. They said I was handsome, and that I was such a good boy.... and before I knew it, they stuck a tiny straw into my anus (is dat the term used for cats as well?) and it hurts so bad...I was wailing and crying hoping that N would somehow help me out, but she was just holding me and I saw her shed a tear in her eye. I don't know why, but maybe it was painful for her too...

That's not all, after shoving that painful straw into me, they also gave me a jab on my neck. It didn't hurt as much as that straw, but it made me feel numb for a while. By that time, N was already sobbing, telling the vet not to be too hard on me. But you know what? The vet wasn't listening to her. Cos it really hurt after a while.. I think N knew I was suffering...

Everything else was a blur after that. I think it’s the jab they gave me.I fell asleep and when I woke up, I was already home.

And things didn’t get any better…N forced me to swallow the eekie stuff the vet gave her. She said she was trying to make me feel better, but that was so not it. She kept forcing it into my mouth and I just couldn’t take it anymore. I vomited it all out and ran away from her. I told myself not to trust her anymore.

But you know, the vet said, I have diarrhea and a lot of bacteria in my body. It’s most likely caused by the environment I am in. Well, I have to say, the rented place I’m staying in, is definitely not home to me. I just can’t wait to move out of this place.

N and her sister cleaned up the whole house when they got home just now.

Now, all I do is sleep…

.…sleep….

And sleep…

..I don’t wanna say goodnight to you. Instead, I wanna ask for a favor.

Please pray that I get better? Cos if anything happens to me, I know N will never be ok…and she’ll blame herself for it.

I No Enough

Yeah yeah, so I haven't been updating much lately ya? Ok, fine, I am sorry. Since I know, everyone's expecting me to update everyday. I know I am popular, more popular than Garfield, the talking cat. Ya, he might be able to talk, BUT! Does Garfield knows how to blog? NA-AH! Hee hee

Ok, anyway, before I start blabbering too much about myself, I better get on to business.

Err...I have no idea why I just said that, cos seriously, I have nothing to blog about. Yes. Absolutely nothing. I'm very afraid my blog is slowly becoming like N's blog. Booooooorrrring....if you know what I mean. *evil meowing*

Before you hit the huge X on the top right hand corner of your window, maybe I can entertain you with a cute picture of me?

Aaaaahhh...there ya go! Hey, my body looks like a rug ah? Heh. Doesn't matter. I know I'm loved by N and her family. But you know what? I have a feeling N's bf don't think that I'm cute. I'm so hurt hokay! I mean of course you kitties wouldn't agree with him right? You know what? He's just jealous. *rolls eyes*

He doesn't have a flat face, the only thing me and him have in common is that, we both eat 17 times a day and the fact that his stomach is as big as mine! (haha) Other than that, we're the total opposite! I love chilliiiiing at home, he loves to hang out with his friends till morning. I sleep 23 hours a day, he only needs 30 mins of sleep everyday! I find myself soooo adorable, he thinks I am not cute enough!

Ah, whatever he says, I don't care. Cos I know what I am. And I've learnt from N, never to bother so much about what others say about you. Sometimes in life, you just have to say, "F*** it la!" and move on! OH MY GOD. Did I just use the 'F' word?

Sorry kitties, betcha dunno what that means...hee hee

Ok kitties, I gotta go now..N wants to chat with Ms D, who still refuse to help me with my damn layout!

*slaps forehead*

*yawn*

Oh maaaaaann...It's reeeeally taxing trying to change the layout of my blog. Please don't tell N I'm taking a break. She'll scream at me. I don't understand why she wants me to change my layout so much. I mean, pls la...her blog layout was all done by her fren, Ms D.

To tell you the truth, I am kinda impressed with myself. Well, actually, everyone should be impressed, considering I'm a cat. I am smart and cute. If I'm human, I'd be the popular one in school and NUS. Heh.

Anyways, I heard that hot chick I was telling you about recently will be joining me soon! Yeah Yeah! I'll have a fren soon. I feel very lonely everytime N goes out for her shoots and comes back only when I'm all tired & sleepy. Eh, wait. I am tired and sleepy like all the time. What am I saying? Sheesh.. In fact, even now I feel like dozing off...better go before N catches me 'lepaking' on her keyboard.

Catwoman

Believe me kitties, I am trying...

I know its very obiang..but give me more time.

Hey...Hey..I am a cat that knows how to use a laptop, aren't you amazed enough?
What?! You expect me to be able to create my own blogskin? And know how to use HTML codes? You think funny is it?

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Plastic Bags turn me on..

Awww...I just loooove chilling like this! This is ubber ubber cool man! You humans love to hang out at Starbucks? I love to hang out in Plastic Bags! It's exciting!
Whenever I move around, it makes a sound, and I'll try to catch that sound, but then becos I move again, the sound will be more irritating. I'll go round and round and round till my head spins. Aaargh...I love it!
And I especially love those small plastics. It's so tiny, and I love squeezing myself into it and only my tail will be sticking out. (Sometimes I forget that's my tail and I try to grab it!)
So you guys should know what to get me for my birthday ya? Well, maybe for my birthday you can get me some branded plastic bags...like, I dunno...Sheng Shiong's Plastic Bags? Or NTUC! Or even better, 7 Eleven...the really tiny ones. Maybe get yourself some chocolate and get that bag for me?
I appreciate it. Thanks...
Oh ya, before I hit the floor beside N's bed, I'd like to tell ya. Please stop calling me a pussy. It's not male-ly at all! Ishk. I am a MAN ok. I ain't got no pussy. Eh, I mean. I ain't no pussy.

Alrighty, Goodnight all.

*remember the plastic bags ya*